Thursday, January 29, 2009

Feeling Alienated???

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It seems the clever boffins who run Jaya One feel the need to stress that the development is “FOR PJ PEOPLE” as opposed to other developments nearby that cater for just about everyone… I don’t see why they have to emblazon that on all their advertising because its just tasteless…

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I for one am taking particular offence to this and I will be SPENDING MY MONEY at more neutral and accepting venues…

Monday, January 26, 2009

Watch Your Mouth Bitch!!!

Its the first day of the Chinese Lunar New Year… I know I am not supposed to be swearing but I just wanted to dedicate this post to a short, four-eyed and wrinkled over the hill bitch… You may be my wife’s aunt you bitch but if you pull off another stunt like that again, I will smack you and your husband down… FUCKING IDIOT!!!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Why Is It???

 

I’ve always wondered why some morons can screw up over and over again in the office and still retain their jobs while the guys that are bolstering the sales figures are given the “the Company is not declaring a bonus this year because it did not perform as a whole” speech… Maybe its like the fucking whore of a (former) lady boss said, “I was born to a life of servitude”… Then again… Screw that what does she know??? Hahahahaha…

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Working Like A Dog…

Clearly the most fucked up thing about my old job was that although it clearly stated that I was to be working 5.5 days a week, I HAD to work 7 days a week!!! Its because those cunt sucking maggots planned all their Company (more like a fucking joke) events on Saturday and Sunday and attendance as early as 6.30 am on most occasions were compulsory!!! This resulted in the situation below:

To compound the tuhlan factor most of these “events” n(fuck I think I should refer to them as farces instead as it would be a more honest and accurate description) required lots of travelling. So not only did I have to work like a dog but I also had to travel like a fucking migratory animal… A lesser man would have killed himself after a year but I survived more than 2.5 years… The masses should worship me for my hardcore endurance…

Friday, October 3, 2008

Wahseh…

Just thinking about the assholes I used to work with, make me feel like someone just stabbed me in the throat with a knife…

Sunday, August 31, 2008

I Am Not The Only One...

 

My former employers are assholes of the highest degree, when I was in their employ, they were always hatching new schemes to get rid of me... Now that I am gone, they are saying that I left them in a tight spot and they need my help... Well screw you... Everyone that has left the company over the years feel the same way too... You guys should just eat a cockmeat sandwich...

Friday, August 29, 2008

Tuhlaness Is Spreading...

 

Tuhlaness is spreading fast among patrons at the Starbucks as they have decided to cut corners with the internet access hoping that the patrons don't notice... Well the patrons notice and they are not happy... In the past 5 mins at least 9 patrons have walked to the store manager and expressed their tuhlaness while countless others are showing the staff their "bin sik" (hokkien dialect, literal translation, face colour... in other words a sour or pissed off face)...